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Fat Bastard Seeds


Rating: 99
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Potency Profile

Strength: High +

Duration: 3 Hours +


30% - 38%



THC percentages can vary with
growers techniques, conditions,
and grow formulas.

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Fat Bastard Seeds Feminized - In Stock

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Fat Bastard Feminized Seeds Are:

  • Feminized Seeds: Most Popular because Female marijuana plants are the only ones that produce "buds” (flowers), which contains the THC, CBN, and CBD.
  • Photoperiod Seeds:  For outdoor cultivation photoperiod plants are seasonal. Will usually start to flower in August. For Indoor cultivation photoperiod plants will only start to flower when it's exposed 12 hours or more of uninterrupted darkness.
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What are Fat Bastard Genetics?

Fat Bastard seeds, an incredibly potent hybrid, was meticulously crafted by crossing GoldMember with Monkey.

The Strength of Fat Bastard

This exceptional strain is not recommended for the faint of heart or beginners, as it boasts an extraordinary THC content ranging from 30% to 38%! Coupled with its extensive cannabinoid profile, this strain guarantees long-lasting and profoundly intense effects that will leave you in awe. Brace yourself for an exhilarating experience like no other!

Known for its high potency

Fat Bastard marijuana offers the perfect fusion of Sativa and Indica effects, delivering users the absolute best of both worlds. When enjoyed in smaller doses, this strain becomes an excellent choice for an invigorating wake and bake experience. However, when indulged in higher quantities, Fat Bastard transforms into the ultimate companion for those wanting pure relaxation and tranquility. Get ready to embark on an exhilarating journey with Fat Bastard marijuana, where the boundaries of bliss are pushed to new heights!

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Fat Bastard Strain

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GoldMember X Monkey Spunk
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Banana OG x Sour Larry Bx1 X Gorilla Glue #4
Golden Retriever Lilac Diesel
Indica     Sativa
CBD     Hybrid

You'll be glad you got your Fat Bastard seeds from Holi Moli. Where service and quality is #1.

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What Are Fat Bastard Effects?

Users Reviews
Creative: 87%
Relaxed: 84%
Euphoric: 83%
Happy: 78%
Energizes: 76%
Focused: 72%
Uplifted: 67%

The High of Fat Bastard

Fat Bastard possesses an extraordinary strength that leaves its users with a  profound sense of euphoria, relaxation, arousal, upliftment, mental clarity, and overall happiness. Fat Bastard is an ideal choice for those seeking to tackle a lengthy to-do list or complete a demanding project. Its effects are known to instill motivation, productivity, energy, creativity, and focus in its users.

However, when consumed in higher quantities, individuals have reported experiencing an intense surge of relaxation, tranquility, and serenity that permeates their entire being, leaving them in a state of blissful contentment. In such instances, one may find themselves irresistibly drawn to their couch. This strain has been reported to bring on a case of the munchies, so a snack run might be needed.

Responsible marijuana use within one's tolerance levels can produce pleasant effects- avoid excessive intake.

Can Medical Fat Bastard Help?

Users Reviews
Mood Disorders: 86%
Depression: 83%
Stress: 79%
Pain: 76%
Appetite: 68%
PTSD: 53%
Nausea: 49%

Fat Bastard Marijuana Can Help

Due to its exceptionally high THC content, Fat Bastard cannabis is an ideal strain for effectively treating a wide range of medical conditions, both mental and physical. This particular strain is sought after by patients seeking relief from symptoms associated with stress, depression, mood disorders, PMS, PTSD, and ADD/ADHD, owing to its potent uplifting effects.

Fat Bastard possesses relaxing properties, making it highly beneficial for individuals seeking relief from chronic pain, migraines, headaches, neck and back pain, glaucoma, eye pressure, cramps, muscle tension, muscle spasms, arthritis, joint pain, and numerous other ailments. This strain's ability to stimulate appetite offers solace to those suffering from loss of appetite and nausea.

Patients should consult their doctor before using cannabis medically, marijuana can be an effective supplemental treatment.

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How Does Fat Bastard Taste?

Users Reviews
Tangy: 83%
Sweet: 81%
Pungent: 77%
Fruity: 63%
Spice: 61%

The Flavor of Fat Bastard

The flavor profile can be described as a delightful fusion of apricots, sweet peaches, and pears. Upon exhaling, a subtle yet invigorating peppery spice may induce a slight coughing sensation.

How Does Fat Bastard Smell?

Users Reviews
Oranges: 82%
Lemon: 73%
Intense: 67%
Skunky: 54%
Earthy: 51%

The Aroma of Fat Bastard

Fat Bastard cannabis is not only a delectable indulgence to savor, but also a rewarding to cultivate. Its distinctive characteristics offer a delightful blend of an intense orange and fresh lemon aroma complemented by subtle hints of earthiness and skunkiness that emerge during the initial stages of flowering.

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What are the Terpenes in Fat Bastard strain?

Fat Bastard Terpenes

Terpenes creates the scents and flavors - they vary depending on the growing conditions, curing process, and individual plant phenotypical expression.

Is Fat Bastard strain easy to grow?

Users Reviews
Fat Bastard cannabis is a highly versatile plant that can be easily cultivated both indoors and outdoors, given the right growing conditions, with generous yields.

Flowering 56-70 Days tiny leaf

-- Outdoor Grow (Full Sun / In Ground) --
Height: 6 Ft Plus
Yield: 1 1/2 - 4 Plus lbs. Cured

Caring for Fat Bastard marijuana plants

Problems known to Fat Bastard Marijuana plants - Susceptible to Mildew if humidity isn't controlled. Keep the humidity under control and grab a bottle of Holi Moli Eliminator to protect your plants from mold, mildew, bud rot, and pests.

- Potent aromas need ventilation & filtration

- Hermaphroditic tendencies if stressed

- Finicky if severely root-bound early on

- Produces bug heavy buds - support will be needed

Best Climate

When grown outdoors Fat Bastard thrives in warm temperate climates, in full sun, with ideal summer temperatures ranging between 75-85°F and outdoor humidity below 50% RH.

Growing Fat Bastard Strain Indoors

Maintain daytime temperatures between 75-80°F and night temperatures between 65-70°F. Vegetative Humidity - 40-50% R and Flowering Humidity - 40-45% RH (dehumidification often required).


How to Grow Fat Bastard Marijuana:

  • To germinate your Fat Bastard Marijuana seeds it's best to create an atmosphere indoors of Spring time temperatures. 75F 24/7 is optimal.
  • For Fat Bastard Marijuana Indoor cultivation use topping and low stress training techniques during vegetative stage to maximize yield.
  • For Fat Bastard Marijuana outdoor cultivation make sure to choose a spot in your garden that receives at least 8 hours of direct sunlight every day and accommodates for it's size.
  • Harvesting Fat Bastard Marijuana usually takes place in Late September and through October outdoors and indoor plants about 2 months after setting lights to only 12 hrs per day.
  • Curing Fat Bastard Marijuana using the traditional method involves drying your cannabis slowly over the course of a few weeks in a controlled environment.

Fat Bastard Buds

Fat Bastard marijuana produces huge light green dense spear buds, smothered in frosty layers of shiny trichomes with reddish-orange copper colored pistils.

Bud appearance changes with growers techniques, climate, grow formulas, and drying / curing.

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The Eliminator Kills Mildew and Mold on contact.

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Kills insects and their eggs within seconds.

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What are the highest THC strains?

  • Fat Bastard - With up to 38% THC this Hybrid is the highest THC strain around. Big Fat Buds!
  • Godfather OG - With THC levels up to 34% This old school strain is a great choice.
  • Gush Mints - New and exciting with THC levels up around 33% +. Tight frosty nuggets.
  • Velvet Lushers - High THC at 33% +. A great yield, easy to grow. Good looking bud!
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