Fat Bastard Autoflower Seeds
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Strength: High + |
Duration: 3 Hours + |
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| 30% - 38% | |
| 0.12% |
THC percentages can vary with
growers techniques, conditions,
and grow formulas.
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Fat Bastard Autoflowering Feminized Seeds Are:
- Autoflowering Seeds : Will begin to flower automatically usually in about 5 to 6 weeks, when exposed up to 18 hrs. of the light. Takes as little as 10 -16 weeks from seed to the harvest.
- Feminized Autoflower Seeds: Most Popular because Female marijuana plants are the only ones that produce "buds” (flowers), which contains the CBD and THC.
What are Fat Bastard Autoflower Genetics?
This ultra-potent autoflower powerhouse was created by crossing GoldMember × Monkey Spunk, then blending in ruderalis genetics to trigger automatic flowering without sacrificing strength.
Fat Bastard Autoflower | 30-38% THC Powerhouse
The result? A fast-finishing, high-THC autoflower cultivar built for serious intensity. Testing as high as 30%–38% THC potential, this isn’t beginner territory — it’s for growers and smokers who want real power in a quicker, more convenient format.
Fat Bastard Autoflower Potency | A Heavy-Hitting, Fast-Acting High
This strain doesn't creep in — it hits fast. You’ll feel that rush of head energy almost right away, flipping the switch on creativity and focus, which makes it a killer wake-and-bake strain. But don’t get too comfortable… because once you lean into it, that heavy, full-body relaxation starts taking over.
Fat Bastard Autoflowering Strain |
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| GoldMember | X | Monkey Spunk | |
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| Banana OG x Sour Larry Bx1 | X | Gorilla Glue #4 | |
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| Golden Retriever | Lilac Diesel | ||
| Indica | Sativa | ||
| CBD | Hybrid | ||
Genealogy
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What Are The Effects of Fat Bastard Auto?
Users Reviews:
Creative: 87%
Focused: 84%
Energized: 83%
Uplifted: 78%
Euphoric: 76%
Relaxed: 72%
Munchies: 67%
Fat Bastard Auto High: Fast-Acting Euphoria and Deep Body Relaxation
This high-THC autoflower doesn’t ease in — it hits. Fast. You feel it in your head almost instantly. That rush of euphoria. That lifted mood. That “okay… this is strong” moment. Music sounds better. Conversations get more interesting. Whatever you’re doing suddenly feels more locked in.
At first, there’s that motivating spark. You might feel more social, more creative, even a little driven. But give it a minute — or take another pull — and that deep, heavy body relaxation starts rolling through. Shoulders drop. Stress fades. The day just melts off you. It won’t immediately glue you to the couch, but when you’re ready to unwind, it absolutely delivers.
And yes… the munchies are real. With potency in this range, appetite tends to come on strong, so plan accordingly.
Why do growers and smokers love this fast-finishing autoflower version? Because you get that same next-level intensity in a quicker, no-light-cycle format thanks to its ruderalis genetics. It’s layered. It lasts. And it’s built for seasoned smokers who want serious power without the wait.
Responsible marijuana use within one's tolerance levels can produce pleasant effects- avoid excessive intake.
Can Fat Bastard Auto Help Mediclly?
Users Reviews:
Chronic Pain: 86%
Depression: 83%
Stress: 79%
Loss of Appetite: 76%
PTSD: 68%
Mood Disorders: 53%
Nausea: 49%
Fat Bastard Auto for Chronic Pain, Anxiety, and Stress Relief
This potent autoflower isn’t something people reach for when they want mild relief. It’s the one they grab when they need it to actually work. Because of its strength and long-lasting effects, experienced consumers often turn to this heavy-resin autoflower when dealing with chronic pain, arthritis, fibromyalgia, muscle tension, spasms, migraines, or MS-related discomfort. The way it settles deep into the body makes it especially helpful when inflammation, nerve irritation, and tight muscles are part of the issue.
On the mental side, many use this powerful hybrid for stress, anxiety, depression, PTSD, mood swings, and mental burnout. That early uplift can help cut through brain fog and low energy before the heavier body calm rolls in. It takes the edge off racing thoughts first, then gently slows everything down. For those whose insomnia is tied to pain or an overactive mind, the transition into full-body relaxation can make it easier to actually rest.
Appetite loss and nausea are two more reasons people gravitate toward this strain. With THC levels this high, the munchies are very real — which can be a positive for anyone struggling to eat, including during intense cancer treatments.
While many users report relief, cannabis affects everyone differently. Reported effects are based on consumer experiences and may vary from person to person. Always consult a healthcare professional before using cannabis medically.
How Does Fat Bastard Auto Taste?
Users Reviews:
Pungent: 83%
Fruity: 81%
Sweet: 77%
Tangy: 63%
Spice: 61%
The Flavor of Fat Bastard Autoflower
If you’re into loud, terpene-heavy autoflower strains, this one does not hold back. The first hit comes in sweet and tangy — think ripe pineapple and bright orange zest — then it quickly shifts into that creamy funk with a thick layer of gas underneath.
On the exhale, the diesel really shows up. You’ll catch earthy spice and that subtle sour-skunk bite that just hangs in the air. Limonene is pushing those sharp citrus notes up front, caryophyllene brings that peppery kick, and myrcene lays down the heavy, musky backbone that makes it feel full and rich.
Sweet, fruity, gassy, slightly sour, and straight-up pungent — this fast-finishing autoflower delivers big flavor with that same loud, top-shelf punch people expect.
How Does Fat Bastard Auto Smell?
Users Reviews:
Lemon: 82%
Intense: 73%
Earthy: 67%
Skunky: 54%
Gassy: 51%
The Aroma of Fat Bastard Autoflower
Walk into the grow space and if you get smacked with a loud lemon blast right away, you’ll know this autoflower means business. Once flowering kicks in — no light cycle change needed thanks to its ruderalis genetics — the aroma turns bold fast. Sharp lemon zest and tropical fruit hit first, then that creamy gas and sour-skunky edge start pushing through as the buds stack.
As resin production ramps up, the smell gets thicker and louder. Limonene drives that bright citrus punch, myrcene lays down the heavy, musky depth underneath, and caryophyllene adds a subtle peppery snap that sharpens the gassy finish.
Sweet. Loud lemon. Creamy funk. Skunky diesel. This fast-finishing autoflower fills a room quick — the kind of pungent, terpene-loaded aroma serious growers instantly recognize.
The Fat Bastard Autoflower Terpenes & Dominant Terpenes
« Limonene « Beta-Caryophyllene « Humulene « Myrcene «
Fat Bastard Autoflowering Cannabis Terpenes
Terpenes creates the scents and flavors - they vary depending on the growing conditions, curing process, and individual plant phenotypical expression.
Fat Bastard Auto Strain Difficulty | What Every Grower Should Know
Users Reviews
Fat Bastard cannabis is a highly versatile plant that can be easily cultivated both indoors and outdoors, given the right growing conditions, with generous yields.
Germination To Harvest 80-100 Days
-- Outdoor Grow (Full Sun / In Ground) --
Height: 3-4 Ft Plus
Yield: 5-10 Ounces Cured
Caring for Fat Bastard Autoflower marijuana plants
Problems known to Fat Bastard Autoflowering Marijuana plants - Susceptbible to Mildew if humidity isn't controlled. Keep the humidity under control and grab a bottle of Holi Moli Eliminator to protect your plants from mold, mildew, bud rot, and pests.
- Potent aromas need ventilation & filtration
- Hermaphroditic tendencies if stressed
- Finicky if severely root-bound early on
- Produces bug heavy buds - support will be needed
Best Climate
When grown outdoors Fat Bastard thrives in warm temperate climates, in full sun, with ideal summer temperatures ranging between 75-85°F and outdoor humidity below 50% RH.
Growing Fat Bastard Autoflower Strain Indoors
Maintain daytime temperatures between 75-80°F and night temperatures between 65-70°F. Vegetative Humidity - 40-50% R and Flowering Humidity - 40-45% RH (dehumidification often required).
How to Grow Fat Bastard Autoflowering Marijuana:
- To germinate your Fat Bastard Autoflowering Marijuana seeds it's best to create an atmosphere indoors of Spring time temperatures. 75F 24/7 is optimal.
- For Fat Bastard Autoflowering Marijuana Indoor cultivation use topping and low stress training techniques during vegetative stage to maximize yield.
- For Fat Bastard Autoflowering Marijuana outdoor cultivation make sure to choose a spot in your garden that receives at least 8 hours of direct sunlight every day and accommodates for it's size.
- Harvesting Fat Bastard Autoflower typically reaches harvest in 11-14 weeks from germination. Outdoors, this allows for multiple harvests per season rather than waiting until October. Indoors, they flourish under a consistent 16/8 light schedule without ever needing a switch to 12/12.
- Curing Fat Bastard Autoflowering Marijuana using the traditional method involves drying your cannabis slowly over the course of a few weeks in a controlled environment.
Fat Bastard Autoflowering Buds
Fat Bastard Autoflowering marijuana produces large, light green, dense spear buds that are covered in frosty layers of shiny trichomes. These buds are adorned with reddish-orange, copper-colored pistils.
Bud appearance changes with growers techniques, climate, grow formulas, and drying / curing.
The Eliminator Kills Mildew and Mold on contact.
Kills insects and their eggs within seconds.
What are the highest Autoflowering THC strains?
- Fat Bastard Auto- With 30 - 38% THC this Hybrid is the highest THC strain around. Big Fat Buds!
- G13 Auto - With THC levels of 28% This old school strain is a great choice.
- Runtz Auto - New and exciting with THC levels up around 29% +. Tight frosty nuggets.
- Apple Fritters Auto - High THC Up to 28% +. A great yield, easy to grow. Good looking bud!